Oscar Fug Carpet Jessica Biel

I don't know where to start, so I think I'll take "People Whom Justin Timberlake Either Has Dated, Or Is Dating, Who Refuse To Do Their Hair And Who Wear Weirdly Constructed Bridal-Looking Gowns To The Oscars" for $200, Alex:

Tragically, this photo does not quite do justice to how mangy and faintly greasy her hair looked, like she threw it into a half-updo right after she finished a rigorous course of squat-thrusts and lunges. Do we think maybe J.T. is to blame? After dating Pop-Star Britney when she was spit-shined and squeezed into bikinis with snake accessories, maybe he's decided he prefers his girls a little rumpled.



The dress itself doesn't get any more interesting when you see the whole thing, either:



I don't much care for how it appears to be sticking out its giant white tongue at me. Do not mock me, Tedious Garment. Didn't your mother, who I assume is still on the rack at David's Bridal, teach you it's not polite to do that? It's not my fault you are so drab and unimaginative that someone stuck a burp cloth on the front and called it a ruffle. Humph.

Jessica Biel Hosts Sci-Tech Oscars

Wearing an exquisite Oscar de la Renta gown, Jessica Biel played host at the 81st Academy Awards Scientific And Technical Awards Ceremony in Beverly Hills on Saturday night (February 7).

Held inside The Ballroom of the Beverly Wilshire Hotel, Miss Biel honored numerous awards recipients including animation legend/Pixar co-founder Ed Catmull, who took home the first annual presentation of the year.

During the night's festivities, Biel, 26, told the crowd that "she's far from tech-savvy but has been steadily learning about equipment used behind the scenes on her films," AP reports tell.



Talking about the animated movie genre, Jessica told the night's guests, "They're so emotional. And most of the Pixar films, I usually laugh, cry, am frightened. Those types of movies could and should — if they're good enough — win an Oscar. Why not?"